February 28th, 2011 at 12:31AM
February 28th, 2011 at 12:18AM
If you stare at this long enough you should see a giraffe.

If you stare at this long enough you should see a giraffe.

February 28th, 2011 at 12:16AM
February 28th, 2011 at 12:08AM
Each light… is someone playing Call of Duty.

Each light… is someone playing Call of Duty.

February 27th, 2011 at 11:55PM
February 27th, 2011 at 10:38PM

Tumblr ≠ Twitter

Don’t use it like that.

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February 24th, 2011 at 11:18PM

@chandleratkins

Please stop posting photos of me, it’s creepy and I didn’t even know you took those when I was all wet.

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February 6th, 2011 at 11:35PM
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January 27th, 2011 at 11:03PM

I am writing my autobiography ahead of time…

So I met this girl, we got married and crap…

except she didn’t get all that plastic surgery…

We then moved to California because of my CEO job offer at…

I basically lived a pretty normal life. Oh, and I drove this car…

I died happy.

January 23rd, 2011 at 9:49PM
It’s like they are equally popular!

It’s like they are equally popular!